my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead
FOUND IT
Does anyone have that 4chan screencap of the guy who vividly remembers watching a new hope as a child and seeing Luke briefly grow a trunk and babble something insane and unnerving
Please don't forget the ants!
ALTSTOP
STOP
STOP
Stop, making festive "bug print" fabrics, quilt patterns, children's books and drawings that include "mix of bugs" but don't contain a single ANT.
ALTI know how you artists are.
You never skip the butterfly because of the colors.
You never skip the beetle because of the ... shape.
You never skip a centipede or millipede because of the legs.
You never skip the spider because of the LORE.
But ants are "boring" --right?
NO WRONG
ALTAnts are everything. Ants are the most successful members of the most successful group of land animals on the planet!
ALT
ALTA nature drawing without ants is like a forest without leaves.
Like night sky... without any stars.
Do not forget the ants. Know the ants have not forgotten you!
ALT
in the medieval times they did not have the colloquial phrase of “gooning”, instead they would say an individual was “braiding enough rope to hang the king’s army”, a phrase that demonstrated their respect for the strength and power of the chronic masturbator while also acknowledging their inherent wickedness
reading the source code of a videogame and playing it perfectly in my head
hmm. perhaps make the jump physics a little less floaty next time
Fucked up in the crib out in Candle Cove
Fucked up in the crib - here comes Zalgo
Fucked up in the crib sippin’ torture soup
Fucked up in the crib in the Backrooms
Fucked up in the crib seein’ Happy Appy
Fucked up in the crib fightin’ Ticci Toby
Fucked up in the crib playin’ Mr. Mix
Fucked up in the crib watchin’ Red Mist
“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.
the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.